The few men who were interviewed, one being David Smith of Northwarrick said that “I’m fine about it now because I was always seeing beautiful women around me all the time and they just give me the horn so it’s a good thing.” One of the reasons that the women have formed their own club is because they were tired of the consistent unfaithfulness of their husbands and the dishonesty. “At least we can do what they did now and to be fair, it’s a better world not to be tied down to one person, in fact it’s a thrill to chase and be chased,” says Cheerie Donahue, one of the members.
Men are now downloading a new piece of software which allows their children to converse with them in secret without their mother’s knowing. The software is female sensitive and an alarm will be activated if a scent of a woman comes close to being near the software.
CAPTION: 'Fathers resort to downloading illegal software to talk to their offspring.' By James Kowacz, Barnsley, South Yorkshire.
CAPTION:"Thanks to Nintendo, I don't have to buy a Spider-Man costume and climb Big Ben to talk to my son" By Stuart McAdam, Glasgow.

CAPTION: 'Talk to the children in secret? That's what you think' said Claire Voyant. By Sally Lemsford, Derbyshire, UK.